WTF News Story of the Day
Whoa! Weird, right?! Let’s do some investigating. Here are some possible explanations for this story: That guy took some magic mushrooms and none of this actually happened. The end.
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Man Decapitates Himself Over Argument With Ex-Wife
Do we even need to be arguing our stance anymore? We’ve learned that kidnapping is more likely to happen by a close relative or friend than a complete stranger, and that you’re safer in an airplane than a vehicle, can we also now accept the fact that you’re most likely to be driven insane by […]
Booty Stabber on the Loose
There is some creeper loose in Virginia who has been dubbed The Booty Slasher, for his apparent obsession with wandering around slashing women’s butts with a box cutter or razor. He was last spotted at a Fairfax Forever 21 store, which is really scary to me because that is the only store I shop at […]
Lost Actor Marries 16-Year-Old Girl
Sometimes grandparents say things like “this country is going to sh*t,” and you’re like, “Okay, calm down, Gramps, you haven’t even seen the most recent season of Teen Mom. Save your basement-scented breath.” Those predictions of the end times are just old people being old people. However, when it comes to things being a sign […]
Man Fakes Mugging To Avoid Telling Wife He Didn’t Get Oprah Tickets
Chalk this one up as a win for #teamSINGLE – this poor Canadian guy was so nervous to tell his wife that he didn’t get them tickets to Oprah’s final show, that he faked a MUGGING. According to Gawker, Robert Spearing and his wife packed up their car in Ontario and planned to drive all […]
WTF: I BREASTFEED MY DAD
In a world where we are just constantly bombarded by WTF, in the shape of dancing dogs and partly-retarded 100% retarded criminals, I have noticed that I have become partially numbed to the WTF. “Oh, you have a squirrel that can jet ski? That is SO 1998. Find me a one-legged squirrel that raised a […]
Woman Finds Condom In Her Milk
File this under G for GOOD GOD THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING EVER. A woman in Sweden found a condom, a condom wrapper, and a plastic ring in the bottom of a carton of filmjölk, a sour-tasting fermented milk product popular in Sweden. FIRST OF ALL, let’s talk about this “sour-tasting fermented milk product” […]
Black People Told to “Behave” at Tyler Perry Movie
There is a “stereotype” that African-American movie-goers tend to be more “vocal” during their film-watching experience. That if you were to say, check out a horror film, that the African-American portion of the crowd might be more likely to voice any particular moment of fear, shock, or amazement that the white viewers in the audience. […]
Man Hides Drugs in His Penis
You know, there has been some weeeeird sh*t on the internet this week. Cringe-worthy and disgusting (this woman who eats her own poop) to mind-bendingly scary (Bristol Palin saying she could run for office someday), you all should be thanking me for not forcing you to experience it even though I watched it just for […]
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