Well, we um… we made it, huh? Apocalypse hasn’t ripped us from our mortal forms and thrown us into a tailspin of misery in purgatory? Well, that’s good… Right? Uhhh. I hadn’t really planned for this day to actually exist. And now it’s our last post before Christmas break… UHHHHHH. Here’s Barack Obama signing Deck […]
No, sir, but you just made my morning!
Never before hath a Mythbuster experiment induced so many “OH SH*T”s. Next Myth: will the Mythbusters be able to keep their jobs after almost maiming like, 40 people?
The amount of awkward in the following two clips is palpable. It’s like walking into a damp basement where your fourteen-year-old brother is jerking off. Or accidentally opening a bathroom stall door where a girl is pulling out a tampon. Or ripping a huge fart while walking down the aisle at a very Catholic wedding. […]
We don’t normally talk politics on BCU, because I mean, boo, who cares, everyone sucks, but the recent news about New York congressman Anthony Weiner and his accidental tweeting of a picture of his underwear-clad junk last week caught our attention, and we just had to report on it. If you recall, Weiner posted a […]
Just like 9/11, the bin Laden killing, and the release of Cooler Ranch Doritos, we will all remember where we were and what we were doing when the world DIDN’T end on May 21st, 2011. People cheered in the streets and had end of the world parties, and news correspondents stood in Times Square, asking […]
EMBED-Food Court Proposal Gone Wrong – Watch more free videos OOOOH NOOOOO. Not only did he PROPOSE to his GIRLFRIEND in the middle of a FOOD COURT in the middle of a MALL in front of hundreds and hundreds of COMPLETE STRANGERS who were all mostly over the age of ONE HUNDRED, but he completely […]
Poor, poor local newscasters. They work so hard to get where they are, struggling through school and tests and starting at the bottom of the totem pole, just for the opportunity to SOMEDAY, just maybe, ONE DAY, have a hostage situation at a bank in their town. And all the have to do is make […]
I’m sure Stephanie Abrams is a great “meteorologist,” or whatever title it is that ladies with nice chests (and old dudes with weird catchphrases) call themselves when they talk about the weather at 6 AM. However, she’s not doing the greatest job convincing me that they didn’t just scoop her away from her lunch shift […]
You know what they say, Never sit too close to a candle when in a hot tub for no other reason than to serve as eye candy at the CD release party for a only slightly talented egomaniac! How did she forget that classic adage? And also, OH SH*T, OH SH*T! DIDDY YOU ARE SUCH […]
