I don’t know about your state, but California recently passed a law banning cell phone use while driving. WTF, right? I am pretty positive that it’s within our inalienable rights to drive with one hand holding a Slurpee and the other one texting Janice that you “totes can’t wait 4 the party l8er” while you […]
I always assumed that someday in the future, people would look at our iPod touches and laugh, thinking, HA! What primitive music wear! To think, they didn’t have microchips embedded in their occipital lobes through which all the music in the world could be streamed at any moment of the day. Instead, it turns out […]
I don’t know about you, but whenever I’m in the kitchen making some grub, all I can think is how funny it would be to stick together random food items so that they look like people and then make said people do the nasty and then take pictures and turn it into a .gif file. […]
Sometimes someone comes up with an idea and you’re like, “ARGGG How did I not think of that, I could have been a heptamajillionaire,” like with the Snuggie and the ShamWow and the Razor scooter. We all thought “WTF,” but the world said “I’LL TAKE FOUR.” However, this idea… I don’t know. The French are […]
Back in my day, we used to use a combination of diet and exercise to lose weight. You whippersnappers will never know the misery of cutting down your calorie intake, eating lots of fruits and vegetables, and working out for an hour… YES, AN HOUR! three to four times a week to improve health and […]
I’ve waited in line for longer than 3 hours for a movie once in my life. I was 16 years old, and I waited about 4 hours for the first midnight showing, and I was dressed as Hermione Granger. Let me go ahead and admit that now before I make fun of all the idiots […]
People today just don’t appreciate good performance art when they see it. They see a slightly pudgy guy with his shirt tucked into his khakis, giving it 100% with his awkward, rhythm-less dance in the middle aisle on a public metro and they think, “WTF,” instead of “Sweet mother of our Lord, we have been […]
There’re really very few things better on a cold, hungover morning than the vacuum-sealed styrofoam goodness that is CUP NOODLE. In America, there is no need for advertising for Cup Noodle because a) they cost like, 3 cents each, and b) they have officially won the “Prepare for Disaster” spot in our cupboards AND c) […]
I have no words.
Oh shhhh, I know, sure, there are tons of tech geeks out there who are getting their panties all in a bunch over the newest iPhone. We’ve read that many of the past failures of the iPhone have been upgraded: the call quality and antenna are better, the camera is great, and the screen looks […]
