Worst Wedding Band Ever?
Reason #24,889 not to get married: you might accidentally hire THESE two as your wedding band.
weddings
Marriage Is For Yuppies
oh look, the elusive $5 million wedding in the wild! What have we learned about marriage this year? We learned that young marriages are on the decline. We found out some guys hate their wives so much, they concoct elaborate plans to kill them. Oh, here’s a good one – we know that you can […]
My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding
Did you think My Super Sweet 16 was an awful show? How about Bridezillas? How do you feel about Jersey Shore? And garish displays of material wealth? If you’re like me, your answer to all those questions can be answered with one word: “BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.” So, if I were to tell you that TLC (of course! […]
Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Special Will Be Four Hours Long
I am so angry. SO ANGRY. I am so angry that I don’t even know who to direct my anger at. Should I be angry at the Kardashians for being so self-centered and arrogant that they think they are worthy of a TWO-part, FOUR-hour special about their wedding? Should I be angry at the multitudes […]
TestiMOANial Tuesday
When members leave OBC, we’re always super sad to see them go. So sad, in fact, that we serenade them with the sweet sounds of 80s breakup music to try and convince them to stay. However, it’s always important to us to know why they leave, in case it is something that we can work […]
Groom Kills Bride, Best Man, Self at Wedding
It’s beginning earlier and earlier these days: the mental disease I have dubbed “maritally induced insanity.” Although it usually takes a few years for people to start going nuts and stabbing each other and singing Christmas carols at the cops, this man in Brazil shows that the crazy disorder can be tipped off just moments […]