I couldn’t even tell you the last time I left a voicemail. Well, I mean at least on PURPOSE. If I leave you a voicemail it’s because I am drunk and I did not realize my phone was calling you, so you know, sorry you had to hear me babble incoherently about what we should […]
Recently, Nike released a new somewhat-heart wrenching and completely unnecessary ad, where Tiger Woods manages to hold his recently acquired sad-shameful-apologetic-tired-victimized-horny face for a never-ending 33 seconds. Meanwhile, in the background, the voice of his deceased father Earl gives him the “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed” speech that we all knew and hated at age […]
Oh look, yet another reason to avoid marriage. Amidst one of the most publicized stories of athlete infidelity, reports are arising that Tiger Woods is going to pay his wife to remain in the marriage, and we’re not talking pocket change… At $5 million for the first year and up to $80 million if she sticks […]
