HEY! WAKE UP. Get out from underneath that barf-covered American flag t-shirt and have a cup of coffee. It’s the FRIDAY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY! Today is not technically a holiday, so we OBC staff are here, bleary-eyed, hungover, and bloated from cramming bun-length wieners in our bodies, BUT TOTALLY READY TO GIVE YOU THE […]
Do you remember how last week I mentioned that there seemed to be a WTF shortage in Internet Land? It was a scary thought, because the Internet RUNS on WTF, and if we run out the whole thing could shut down. Welp, there’s a guy loose in Sweden who’s going around jacking off on bikes, […]
We all learn things from past relationships. Some of us learn sexy tips to use in bed. Some get a great recipe that everyone loves. Some os us make new friends that stay with us even past the break up. Some of us learn to bash peoples’ faces in when they do something that makes […]
Oh Pamela Anderson. You were so many young boys’ first crush, and by crush I mean the first person they masturbated to. As the years went on, many men lost their desire for you once you appeared in a sex tape with Tommy Lee, admitted you had Hepatitis, and got that awful barbed-wire tattoo. Recently, […]
WOO! We’re back from a three-day weekend. Did you have a god time? Do anything fun and healthy? Meet a new booty call, perhaps? End up not getting off the couch and binge-watching the new season of Arrested Development, only to be left phenomenally disappointed? Well, we’re back to Monday Tuesday (so that’s at least […]
The Met Ball was this weekend. I didn’t actually know what the Met Ball was so I looked it up, and apparently it’s “an annual ball that celebrates the annual opening of the Metropolitan Museum’s (The Met) fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute” which sounds like the most self-serving obnoxious American douchey thing in the […]
Note: We have a series of Coachella-related tips comin’ at ya every afternoon this week, so stay tuned for the first of those in a little bit, but before we get to that, we just had to share the biggest shock of the weekend. While many (re: most) of the Phoenix crowd at Coachella on […]
Are you bummed it’s Monday? Back to the grind, nose first into the work week, as far from the weekend as logistically possible – it makes sense why you might feel kinda low. Chin up though, because no matter how many coffee stains you have on your shirt, your morning can’t possibly as crummy as […]
We’re pretty stoked that Valentine’s Day is over. For one – I swiped about 20 pounds of chocolate at 75% off this morning, just because the wrappers were pink and red. For two – I can go out to dinner tonight without being crammed between a couple that won’t stop making out and a couple […]
Sometimes you wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror and think “ugh,” and then your day just tumbles into a miserable dump from there. You stub your toe on the coffee table (who thought it was a good idea to put hardwood in a place where you have your feet ALL THE […]
