We’re not big into Valentine’s Day, as you might imagine – it’s a downright ridiculous holiday! However, if you’re into gift-giving, one of our favorite gifts to pass on to someone you’re bangin’ is a fantastic sex toy, one that can either be used alone or as you get your booty call on together. Via […]
If you’re like us, you probably don’t really get why anyone would need an Apple Watch. I mean, what’s the point, right? Well, apparently a company called Lovense heard our eye-rolls and created a product that might just convince us to drop big bucks on the “smart watch,” and it’s called BLUSH. We’ll let the […]
All women know, their vibrators fill a hole in their heart (ahem) no man can ever fill – until of course they can install vibrator tips in penises. And after years of staying quiet, finally, women have an anthem to shout from the rooftops when they’re firing up their Rabbits and Lelos… courtesy of 90s […]
Happy Monday! Today we’re introducing you to a fun, sexy new comic we came across this weekend over at the Daily Beast. This comic doesn’t recount the crazy adventures of a superhuman or life in a post-apocalyptic zombie nightmare. Instead, it details one woman’s favorite sex toys! Every Tuesday, artist Erika Moen takes on a […]
Only in 2013 would you read a news story about a website called DildoOfTheDay, but guess what, HERE WE ARE! Dildo of the Day is a Seattle-based site that buys sex toys in bulk and then offers a discount for a new product each day. Via HuffingtonPost: “It’s the Groupon of sex toys,” DildoOfTheDay.com rep […]
Alicia Silverstone, best known for her role as Cher Horowitz in the movie Clueless, but also as an outspoken vegan and a total creep who spits food in her kid’s mouth, is now the spokesperson for Leaf Vibes sex toys. The toys, which are eco-friendly (phalate-free and shipped in recycled packaging) and made to look […]
First there was letter writing, then there was phone sex, then there was Skype. Just when you thought that getting your long-distance booty on couldn’t get any better, a company comes along and makes it even MORE hot. With the invention of the Mojowijo, a dual vibrator that you can remotely control (and can be […]
Remember yesterday when I destroyed all the dudes’ lives by posting THIS STORY WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT CLICK ON IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY? Well, today we get one for the ladies, out of Northern California, where a woman and her boyfriend experienced a woman’s worst nightmare. According to April Bonjour (which has to be a […]
Have the Nobel Prizes happened yet? I wouldn’t know because obviously there is a more important award show coming up that demands FAR more attention than a stupid nerd party full of nerd awards. They probably don’t even have a pre-Nobel Prize “Fashion Police” show or anything, which completely de-legitimizes the entire thing. NEEDLESS TO […]
Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I’d be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn’t have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the […]
