The Cavaliers Release Valentine’s Day Video
And it is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen.
Valentine’s Day
OBC is in the News!
After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and […]
A Totally Unbiased Review of Google for Weddings
Let’s just get this straight really quick: I am not an embittered, angry old maid who hates marriage because she believes she will never get married because no man will ever put up with her cats in scarves addiction, okay? I just think that business of marriage (not unlike the business of Christmas, the business […]
Best Valentine’s Day Ad Ever
AMEN. via AfternoonSnoozeButton
Top 3 Reasons a Booty Call Is Better than a Valentine
As I get older I’ve found that very few holidays still excite me. Christmas, which used to be the highest happiness peak of the entire YEAR, is now just a time to stress out and worry about how much money you’re going to have to spend on everyone in your family so as […]
“Nice T*ts” Candy Heart
Sure, it’s unfortunate that this Brach’s candy heart had to found by a Ciara Bush, a 12 year old girl in California. And sure it was probably the product of an over-worked, under-paid immigrant in a factory somewhere who had been told he’d lose his job if any more hearts came out as triangles. But […]
The Official OBC Valentine’s Day E-card
If you’re anything like us (and you must be if you’re reading this!) then my GOD are you tired of Valentine’s Day. I can’t walk into CVS for my handle of cheap vodka a birthday card for my grandma without getting bombarded with reminders that its the season of gaudy white teddy bears and disgusting […]
Hottest Valentine’s Commercial Ever
As always, our friends overseas have to remind us how much more awesome and liberal they are. What with their lower drinking age and acceptance of poor mouth hygiene, it’s no surprise that their Valentine’s Day commercials would be way hotter than our stupid engagement ring ads. Take, for example, this gem for Ann Summers […]
Funny Valentine’s Day Song
Trying to get that special someone off your back about Valentine’s Day already, so you can send an OBC booty-call card to a special someone else? Don’t worry, we got your back. Send this hilarious Valentine’s Day video from Funny Or Die to them, and they’ll probably never want to go on a date with […]