Next week is our annual screen-free week at BCU, where we disconnect from the web, go into nature, drink whiskey and try not to think what we’ve missed on The Leftovers. It’s really a nice vacation for folks who spend 99% of every day scouring the web for outrageous stuff and WTF stories, but we […]
Speaking of people who are probably going to come into a relatively small sum of money and then instead of saving it or investing it, promptly spend it all on methampthamines, boob jobs, and strippers, we bring you R U Faster Than a Redneck? the SPEED channel’s newest ode to hicks. According to Jalopnik, this […]
A couple days ago, a friend of mine remarked that I resembled one of the contestants on the reality show The Bachelor, to which I responded, “THE BACHELOR IS STILL ON?” I had no idea that a show that requires fame-hungry women to make asses of themselves for a chance at a sham marriage with […]
It’s September and you guys know what THAT means!!!! FALL TELEVISION IS BAAAAACKKKK! “But, BCU girl, television is just the WORST!” – you “I know, shut up.” – me Here are the top 5 shows you MUST watch this season! It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Sure the show took a bit of a downward turn […]
It’s been a couple weeks since I’ve given you guys my pics for weekend to dos, mainly because I feel like, hey, it’s summer, figure something out! However, this weekend it’s important that I give you a solid preparation weekend because next week is MOTHA-F*CKIN SHARK WEEEEEKKK! One of my favorite times of year, shark […]
This could be the straw that breaks the psycho’s brain – according to sources at the Hollywood Reporter, No Strings Attached star Ashton Kutcher has “all but signed” a deal casting him as Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit sitcom, Two and a Half Men. Although reps for Kutcher will not confirm, the source claims […]
Our favorite bearded comedian hosted SNL again this weekend and true to form, he showed every future host what they’re up against. Within the first five minutes, in fact, we were given better material than most of the season in his hilarious monologue which was equal parts stand up comedy and… dressing like little orphan […]
So today is Ash Wednesday, which is a thing that some people celebrate by taking a Sharpie to their foreheads or something I think, but it’s also the start of Lent – the forty day period until something something I don’t know. The main point about Lent is that people give something indulgent […]
I know that this is going to come as a shock to you, but the guys on the Jersey Shore might be putting some illicit substances in their bodies. I know, I KNOW. It’s like hearing Santa Claus isn’t real, but the guys over at Fork Party have some proof. Watching the show one night, […]
Since we’re on the topic of unexpected appearances of body parts, let us turn to the always exciting “Fast Money” portion of Family Feud. You know, that show that you only watch if you’re sick AND the Price is Right isn’t on AND you can’t reach the remote? Well, here is one of the very […]
