Who’d have thought Thursday, the most boring, blue-ballsy day of the week, would be chock full of stories about sex toys? Not I, but apparently it’s National Sex Toy week, because according to Gawker, Trojan has taken to the streets of NYC with “hot dog carts” to pass out some 10,000 free vibrators to passersby. […]
Back in my day, condoms were made of discarded snake skins! I had to watch 5 miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS, to pick them up from a witch doctor with a lazy eye! ON TOP OF THAT, you had to rubber-band them around your junk! If you were LUCKY, the snake skin wasn’t […]
Sure, Trojan is the best selling condom company, but let’s be honest, Durex takes the cake when it comes to ad campaigns. I guess Trojan’s pig commercial was okay, and those ones from the 90s that showed couples in the throes of ecstasy were like the first porn you ever saw which was AWESOME, but […]
