If you accidentally read that subject line as “RUSSELL Simmons,” you are about to be REALLY bummed out. But if you read it correctly, as RICHARD SIMMONS, Goddess of the early 80s workout video, ultimate wearer of short shorts, afro-y tanned messiah to all women over 50, then prepare your anus because this might be […]
HEY! WAKE UP. Get out from underneath that barf-covered American flag t-shirt and have a cup of coffee. It’s the FRIDAY AFTER FOURTH OF JULY! Today is not technically a holiday, so we OBC staff are here, bleary-eyed, hungover, and bloated from cramming bun-length wieners in our bodies, BUT TOTALLY READY TO GIVE YOU THE […]
It’s Friday! Wear something sexy! Drink 12 cups of coffee! Ask the cute girl at Starbucks on a date! Listen to tunes while you work! Treat yourself to lunch! Start a high-five train around the office! Take the scenic route home! Eat something new for dinner! Leave a nonsense voicemail for an old friend! Have […]
