So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
Independence Day is nearly upon us, and it’s a great time to be thankful for all that we have here in America, like KFC Double Downs and crippling debt the right to free speech and the joy of a (basically) religion-free government. Because of those freedoms, sites like our very own OBC are allowed to […]
Do you ever wake up sometimes, and roll over and see that it’s time to wake up, and think, “GOD I wish I could just lay here in bed all day, alternating sleeping and watching TV, and maybe getting up to pee or have a bowl of cereal, but that’s it.” Today was one of […]
Woof. Late start, everyone. Did you know that people still get the flu in the summer? I was under the impression that the flu only existed during the miserable months of winter, BUT APPARENTLY NOT. Thanks to modern medicine, though, I’m back just in time to bring you today’s TestiMOANials – featuring a happy couple […]
Sometimes, after a holiday weekend, a blogger forgets what day it is. Let’s not assume which blogger I’m talking about, but suffice it to say that sometimes they sit down at the computer and think it’s a Monday instead of Tuesday, and then they forget to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post, probably because their tummy […]
In the wake of that awful passive-aggressive text from earlier, it’s easy to become jaded about the idea of finding love. And being that you’re reading the blog of OnlineBootyCall.com, it’s likely that you aren’t even LOOKING for love in the first place. Still, though, you’ve got to admit that finding that butterflies-in-your-stomach, maybe-you’re-The-One, I’m-in-L-O-V-E […]
Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn’t it? It’s so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it’s already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we’re lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided […]
The weather is strange in San Diego today. The winds are blowing but the air is warm, there are dark clouds rolling in but it’s not cold out. That means a storm is on the horizon. I don’t know about you, but springtime showers are the ultimate mood enhancer, if-you-know-what-I-mean. And it appears that it […]
Whenever I’m planning the week’s posts for the blog, I tend to mark one as “#TTuesday” to remind me to write the TestiMOANial Tuesday post. However, I realized last night that that could stand for a number of things, including “Taco Tuesday.” Ever heard of it? No? It might be a San Diego thing, for […]
DEAR GOD, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S ALREADY APRIL?!?!?!? I’m starting to get nervous that I won’t get everything done that’s on my End Of The World Bucket List. I haven’t finished planting my vegetable garden yet, and I still have to yet to meet and seduce Ryan Gosling. I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER. There […]
