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Uh yes, I’ll take Japanese Things That Are Incredibly Depressing and Also Slightly Creepy for $400, Alex.
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Weird Kink Alert: SNEEZE FETISHES.
Popping balloons! Plastic Rafts! Grown men in diapers! Feet! NOT HAVING SEX! These are all sexual fetishes that we’ve learned about in the past year. All strange, all somewhat difficult to understand on my part, and all most likely internet-generation discoveries. No one probably new that dudes love popping balloons to get off until YouTube […]
How To: Investigate a Satanic Killing
From the much raved-about, Oscar nominated film, Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults, comes a short clip that will stir your soul, chill your bones, and make you wonder what designer on the face of the f*cking Earth would think those prints looked okay on any item of clothing. Watch, and be mesmerized, by the […]
Man Forced To Eat His Own Beard… in an Argument… OVER A TRACTOR.
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one — it’s Friday. IT’S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING […]
Things You Don’t Need: A Sex Toy Drive-Through
Hey, I’m the first to admit that sometimes “The Urge” comes, and there is just really nothing that is going to stop you from, well, “popping one off.” That’s one of the many times it’s extremely convenient to have a booty call waiting, because you can give them a ring (or send a booty call […]
Dating Site for ‘Ugly People’ Reports First Engagement
TheUglyBugBall.com* is a dating site for people who wake up every day, look in the mirror, and recoil in horror, but still think that they deserve love as much as anyone else. Which… I guess… is a good trait? The British site, created to help the “aesthetically challenged” find love, has just excitedly reported the […]
Speaking of Pumpkins
There are three things you can conclude from watching this video: 1) How lucky are we to finally live in a world where people can drop pumpkins on cars without fear of someone asking, “why the hell are you dropping a pumpkin on a car; you know there are starving children in the world, right?” […]
Pornkins – Yes, they Exist.
Pumpkins are sooo boring. Just because some people are able to turn them into 1970s era remarkable works of art, for the most part they are dumb and messy and they get all rotten by Thanksgiving and sometimes little teenage bastards take them off your porch and throw them in the street because they’re getting […]
Things You Don’t Need: This Jizz Necklace
Because nothing says I love you like a $400, sterling silver recreation of a pool of your semen attached to a chain that she can wear around her neck all the time, right? RIGHT? Misguidedly purchase this jizz necklace at LeahPiepgras.com, or don’t, because EW.
And That’s Why You Always Do A Background Check
Let this be a warning: Always ask yourself, is this really a photo I’d be okay with the entire universe seeing? Because whether there be a suspicious looking gadget, blatant proof that you shouldn’t have procreated, or a major example of TMI, SOMEONE from lamebook will find it, save it, and keep it for the […]
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