Just as The Superficial predicted yesterday morning, while Snooki claimed she wasn’t preggers to anyone who would listen, she was secretly preparing her US Weekly cover story entitled “OMG! I’m pregnant!” I’m sure someday her child will frame this masterpiece and put it on his bedroom wall, right next to his Snooki sex doll and […]
Get More: Jersey Shore (Season 5), Full Episodes May God help us all.
I remember explaining to my little brother when he was about 8 years old that the world wasn’t always a happy place. Bad things just happen, and there is nothing you can do about it, so it’s important to embrace and really appreciate all the good parts of life, like your family and friends and […]
For some reason I assumed that when Snooki took off her makeup every night at the end of every Jersey Shore season, she turned back into a pumpkin and sat in the garden until a witch turned her back in a human. Apparently that isn’t the case though, as I learned when Snooki Tweeted this […]
Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT’S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID “YOUR MOM’S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT MACARONI PICTURE.” I am shattered. TORN, even. Heartbroken. And now I’m supposed to write for the […]
Lindsey Lohan will be in the Gotti movie, although admittedly I don’t know who the Gottis are. [TheSuperficial] In celebration of 4/20, Ron Weasley smokes a bong. People freak out, we think it’s hilarious. [Dlisted] Snooki lost weight, the world lost one small drunk oompa-loompa [TheBlemish] Tina Fey called your kid an a**hole [EvilBeetGossip] Apparently […]
As a person who vehemently opposes the celebrity worship of people like those on the Jersey Shore, you think that I would steer clear of giving them any more publicity unless it included outing their obvious drug use. However, today is something different and way more awesome and I have to give the shows resident […]
I don’t know if you’ve been reading the newspaper/staring blankly at the morning news because you don’t have a job, but you might have noticed that some strange things have been happening since the clock turned midnight on New Years Eve. Many people are looking to divine sources for reasoning, others are claiming it’s just […]
she seriously is starting to resemble her South Park character, huh? I am the first person to admit that I watch crappy television. I love The Real Househags of New AnyCity, I love the gay version of The Real Housewives (The A-List), I love anything on E! and even occasionally leave the channel on a […]
Snooki is an interesting conundrum. I mean, on one hand she is like, a vile little pig-roach, but on the other hand she is wildly entertaining to watch, not unlike the Science channel when you see a whale being born or monkeys throwing poop or something equally as disgusting. However, I highly doubt there are […]
