When people go to school to become journalists, they picture themselves as like, Tom Brokaw or Lisa Ling, right? I mean, no one ASPIRES to be a weather person, right? No one is DYING to do local news about foods at the fair, are they? And when they do find themselves there, interviewing a parrot […]
Reason #429,301 not to leave the house: a f*cking CROCODILE might get on the plane and murder you all. So, it turns out the hilariously terrible Samuel L Jackson flick, Snakes on a Plane, was actually a CAUTIONARY tale, because apparently reptiles have absolutely no problem boarding and then wreaking havoc on airborne transports. According […]
