There’s got to be a little fun knockin’ boots in a completely empty house. That’s why in movies when couples move into their new home they end up having some candle-lit romantic love-making sesh to “break it in.” The odds of finding yourself in a totally free-of-furniture pad with a random fling, though, are probably […]
I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I’LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock portfolio). I imagine […]
It’s been nearly a year since the last time we examined a terrible condom idea, so it makes sense that today we’d come across the news that another company has taken condoms – which are supposed to be SEEN and not TASTED, and made them taste like something terrible. In this case: Marijuana. Everyone say […]
This weekend while hanging out with friends, the topic of porn sites came up. We were, shall I say, somewhat intoxicated, and someone had the brilliant idea to have the whole group (6 of us) yell their favorite porn site at once (yeah, I know, it sounds really lame in retrospect). Needless to say, each […]
Oh wait, let’s rewind. Sorry, it’s Monday. First off, would you ever have a threesome with a stranger(s), period? Well, if you’re down for a no-strings-attached menage-a-trois, then you should probably start following the progress of a new app called 3nder (contender for the worst app name ever?), which promises to set up curious singles […]
The Winter Olympics are in full swing, and though I have watched less than 10 minutes of the whole event (not including that train wreck of an opening ceremony), I’ve read recaps online and enjoyed seeing photos of people winning gold medals – a feeling I bet is unrivaled in the universe. However, after reading […]
This week, we’ll be doing a series of Valentine’s Day-themed posts to celebrate the most wonderful, romantic, heart-warming holiday of the y-HAHAHAHHA OH GOD JUST KIDDING. Valentine’s Day, as we all know, is a marketing-ploy for the mylar balloon and polyester stuffed-animal industry. So we’ll be picking it apart this week, starting with this survey […]
If you’re a sports fan (or a beer fan) (or an onion dip fan), chances are you’ve already mentally checked out and plan to spend the last 6 hours of the “work week” making online Super Bowl bets and figuring out where you’ll be getting slobber-faced drunk this Sunday, since it’s the last time of […]
A new sex toy producer is claiming that their toy is capable of producing “third-level orgasms” in women who use it. Instead of making people go SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, it’s leaving most bloggers scratching their heads and saying, “uh wut?” Have YOU ever heard of a third-level orgasm? According to sex-toy maker […]
It’s January 3rd – have you blown your New Years Resolution yet? Maybe you already gorged yourself on a cheeseburger and french fries, or have already slacked on going to the gym, or have spent the last two nights glued to the television instead of reading that stack of books on your bedside table. It’s […]
