I know that sometimes BCU comes off as immature. Like maybe our office is populated with 12 year old boys taking turns writing articles while farting on each other and having their first erections. But not today. Today is a serious day about important, scientific developments that could potentially give us a glimpse into our […]
It’s the last couple weeks before Halloween and lots of Americans are starting the slim down process for what is generally considered in this great nation to be the Holiday of Unadulterated Exposed Flesh. All standards of public decency go out the window and no one is allowed to judge you for looking like you’re […]
Sometimes I think we take the joy of kissing for granted. Like straight sexin’, it takes talent, and there are many around who somehow made it to adulthood and still have not yet figured it out. At the same time, though, we’ve always wondered… exactly what purpose does kissing hold? Sure it’s fun, and at […]
You’ve gotta hand it to scientists. They spend all day in labs, figuring out the answers to questions nobody has ever asked, performing tests on rats and doing math so difficult that it makes my head hurt just looking at the numbers. And on top of that, because of said hours doing experiments, combined with […]
OBC has been saying “You don’t have to promise marriage just to get a date” for years, shouting it from the rooftops, car windows, and public bathroom toilets in Barstow, CA (sidenote: don’t ever go to Barstow, California). And yet, for some reason, everyone construed it as us preaching dirty, offensive filth that would […]
Along with my affinity for a finely breaded chicken mound, as a first grader I liked boys with blond hair, playing freeze tag, and juice. I hated milk. At the ripe old age of twenty-blahblahblah, I still love the nuggets, but I’m more akin to brunette guys, bar hopping, and beer. I still hate milk. […]
Good news for everyone at OBC! post-sex reading and strawberries. img @ momlogic When a Princeton lab group read up about a study showing that stressful, unpleasant situations could actually inhibit brain growth, they had a question: what about stressful but pleasant situations, like say, sex? So they rustled up some sexually active, booty-call-lovin’ rodents […]
Reason 4,598 people should avoid long-term relationships: they might give you a heart attack. Relationship insecurity (n): the constant fear that you’re not good enough and your partner will cheat, and extreme fear of rejection. Assuming you aren’t some sort of AI robot (and if you are, please consider me a friend when you take […]
Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I’ll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new […]
Surprise, surprise. Just as we’d always assumed, dudes like sex more than chicks. However, now there is scientific evidence to prove its true. And no, your tally marks on your bed post of how many times your lady has denied you don’t count as “scientific evidence.” A new book has just come out by Dr. Louann […]
