No, not that kind of green condom. This one is slightly less terrible. Anyway, let’s back it up. Happy Monday! Did you watch the Oscars last night? I did, although it was an incredibly painful, awkward sh*tshow of Samsung advertisements and uncomfortable jokes. I TRIED to find SOMETHING worth posting, a video or a picture […]
It’s been nearly a year since the last time we examined a terrible condom idea, so it makes sense that today we’d come across the news that another company has taken condoms – which are supposed to be SEEN and not TASTED, and made them taste like something terrible. In this case: Marijuana. Everyone say […]
Here you go. Don’t say I never gave you nothin’.
So, if you were on the internet yesterday, instead of being curled up in the fetal position in bed for 24 hours like someone I know, you probably learned that actor Michael Douglas, who is currently two-years cancer free, says that his form of cancer was caused by HPV, which is generally contracted via oral […]
REASON #22,890 TO HAVE A SEX LIFE BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED: you might end up being allergic to your husband’s semen. I know it sounds like some kind of urban legend, but apparently it’s not. According to the Daily Mail, a woman (who has requested anonymity to protect her privacy) has been diagnosed with a […]
Good morning, everyone! How are we this morning? Anyone waking up after a weekend at Coachella, or about to go to sleep for the first time in three days after Coachella? Cool, see you on Wednesday after you sleep it off. It’s Monday for the rest of us, though, so even if you DIDN’T spend […]
SHOCKER, EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY. PUT DOWN YOUR COFFEE OR TEA OR HOT VODKA BECAUSE THIS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES. According to a new study, schools that only offer abstinence-only sex education are reporting higher STD rates than their counterparts that teach comprehensive sex ed – including safe sex lessons. […]
We’re all for safe sex in all it’s forms. Whether you practice abstinence (no thank you), use condoms (you should ALWAYS use condoms), or use birth control and a diaphragm (do those even exist anymore?), we say GO YOU. Way to keep your body and your partner’s body healthy and safe. However, there are certain […]
SXSW is in full swing in Austin, TX, and while we’re not there, we’re keeping updated on the news and stories coming to us from what is actually south by southEAST from us. It’s been fairly unexciting for the first few days of the geekfest, but there was one story that caught our attention: a […]
Alright guys, prepare yourself. This is shocking stuff. Although I love Justin Timberlake as much as the next hot-blooded female, despite his fantastic job hosting SNL this weekend, I’m choosing to share a skit that has no JT to be seen. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Well, the truth is, the best Justin skit of […]
