File this under top three million reasons to stay single : you could find out too late that your husband is a steaming pile of douche. That must be what Stacy Ferguson (aka Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas) is thinking about right now. According to reports, her husband (B-list actor Josh Duhamel [okay maybe […]
Without knowing it, tabloid magazines have been giving free advertisements for OBC, did you know? No, we haven’t been sneaking subliminal messages in… but with the amount of articles detailing the many issues in celebrity marriages, they’ve basically just been contributing to our cause: the Cause for “Stay Single As Long As You Can Because […]
Dearest friends and family, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great and noble singleton. Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson, football player, reality television star, friend. Although we may now witness him moving onto the next part of his journey, the journey of death marital bliss with model and VH1 star Evelyn Lozada, we […]
“Hahaha! Look at this sign that was hanging near a urinal in the bathroom of an engagement ring store. OMG. I can’t believe they would say that! This is hilarious. I would totally move to Bali and yes, start my bach- wait… What? Forlorn? Emotionally vacant? Well, that’s not an exactly accurate portrayal of bachelorhood, […]
Call us pioneers because we said it before everyone else: 4 in ten Americans now believe that marriage is obsolete! According to a report by the AP, 39 percent of Americans think that marriage is becoming obsolete, or more specifically, that a married couple isn’t necessary to be called a family. Due to the findings, […]
Reason #408,970 to stay single: no one knows what women want! After R&B sex symbol Usher began the trending topic “#WhatDoWomenWant” yesterday, Twitter flooded with peoples’ ideas, from the mundane “to be always told their beautiful and good hair babies* ” to the practical “an unbreakable hair tie that always stays with you” […]
Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that’s right, the always-classy E! Channel’s monstrosity of a reality show, “Bridalplasty,” is finally here. The show’s premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows […]
