<prepare for unwarranted terrible joke> Well, it looks like maybe he won’t be back. < / end terrible joke> All jokes aside, the biggest news to hit the celebrity gossip feeds is that current governor and prior bad-ass-extra-groper Arnold Schwarzenegger and his political princess Maria Shriver have decided to split. According to the LA Times, […]
It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both […]
With the many arguments we’ve made against marriage; from the insane cost of divorce to the cases of it making people turn completely batsh** insane (like say, biting off your husbands balls or driving around with your wife on the hood of your car), we would like to think that perhaps we have helped young […]
Sometimes I think that maybe, just maybe, I am being a little hard on marriage. I mean, I have never been married, who am I to judge? Some great things came out of people getting married. For example, Marie and Pierre Curie, the French scientists to whom we owe much of our knowledge about radioactivity. […]
Reason #125,900 to stay single: people tend to regret romantic endeavors more than any other regret. Psychologists Mike Morrison and Neal Roese recently published their research about the strange and confusing human feeling of regret. They used random dialing to try and gauge a wide variation of population from all income levels and education to […]
Well now, if this isn’t the universe’s most obvious, blatant, in-your-face warning to not marry a woman, I could not possibly guess what is. According to the Metro, Chidi Ogbuta, of Dallas Texas, decided that for the renewing of their vows with her husband, she wanted a giant, lifesize cake modeled after herself. And guess […]
This is a sad one. I always liked Tony Hawk. In fact (me time), I performed with Tony Hawk and then-child-prodigy Shaun White at an Olympic send off back in 1996. It was pretty much the best moment of my childhood. Anyway, Tony Hawk has just lost points in my celebrity point-log that I keep […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
Just another example of how divorce (and by association marriage) ruins people: recently divorced superstar Christina Aguilara was arrested last night. The ‘Burlesque’ star, who filed for divorce in October of 2010, has been on a rampage of embarrassments the last few months, from screwing up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl to falling […]
Reason #54823 not to get marr- OH GOD COME ON YOU GUYS DO WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS. I know, I know. There will always be people who genuinely believe in marriage. They see it as the physical representation of two souls joining together, becoming one with the intention of spending the rest of […]
