I’m pretty sure that by the end of this next decade, we’re all going to realize that each and every tangible or non-tangible thing on Earth is proof that marriage is unnatural. From our historical analysis of how Marriage is Outdated to the countless cases of marriage-induced insanity, there just seem to be no […]
I am a sucker for a deal, which is why I am not allowed at Costco. “17 POUNDS OF CHEESE FOR ONLY 10 BUCKS?” “Why would you ever need that much cheese?” “BECAUSE TEN BUCKS.” So I can see how some of our more, howshallIsay, “midwestern” friends who were looking to get married (barf barf) […]
T’was but a wee 5 months ago that BCU announced that Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was getting married to journalist Christina McLarty, and advised her that in order to possibly stand up to Monsieur Francis’ high standards, she was going to have to class up her grungy reputation, which included interviewing such Z-list […]
Call us pioneers because we said it before everyone else: 4 in ten Americans now believe that marriage is obsolete! According to a report by the AP, 39 percent of Americans think that marriage is becoming obsolete, or more specifically, that a married couple isn’t necessary to be called a family. Due to the findings, […]
Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that’s right, the always-classy E! Channel’s monstrosity of a reality show, “Bridalplasty,” is finally here. The show’s premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows […]
Reason #8,720 to not get married: it doesn’t matter many hours you spend in a nightly prayer circle asking God to save your beloved coal miner husband whose been stuck a million feet underground for over two months because you love him with all your heart, if you ain’t passing out enough BJs he’s totally […]
