HAHAHA! Because you know how sometimes you’re like “I LIKE THIS KIND OF MAYONNAISE!” and then your husband is like “BUT I DON’T LIKE IT!” and then you guys hate each other and have to go through an expensive and emotionally taxing life event that can cause depression, bankruptcy, psychological turmoil and sometimes suicide? GOOD […]
Gentleman, brace your junk – according to a report by Reuters, a California woman has been accused of drugging her estranged husband, chopping off his penis, and sticking it in the garbage disposal. Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, then called 911, and told police her husband “deserved it.” According to Becker’s husband, he went to lay […]
In what is officially the cherry on the Weinergate scandal cake, the New York Times is reporting that Anthony Weiner’s wife, Clinton aide Huma Abedin is pregnant. YUP. PREGGERS. At a time like this. GOOD JOB, WEIN. In his apology, Weiner claimed that he and his wife would try and work through the infidelity, saying […]
You probably know them as America’s First Top Model and Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch, AKA Famous People Who Have No Business Still Being Famous, but their real names are Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight, and they are next up in a long line of celebrities getting divorced. According to Hollyscoop, the reality star […]
U-S-A! U-S-A! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! WE’RE NUMBER ONE! Everyone take a sip of champagne cause WE DIIIIDD ITTTT! According to the US Census, 30% of Americans have never been married, the highest it’s been in 60 years, and in Americans aged 25 to 29, that number rose to 47%! Looks like people are finally coming […]
It is considered a ‘fetish’ if you find something about a person’s ideals sexy? Like, say, if you were SUPER into Sarah Palin’s desire to drill for oil. Or… if you were really turned on by Suze Orman’s creepy-jacketed investment knowledge? Is that a thing? How about if I am now oddly aroused by both […]
Sometimes I think that maybe, just maybe, I am being a little hard on marriage. I mean, I have never been married, who am I to judge? Some great things came out of people getting married. For example, Marie and Pierre Curie, the French scientists to whom we owe much of our knowledge about radioactivity. […]
Well now, if this isn’t the universe’s most obvious, blatant, in-your-face warning to not marry a woman, I could not possibly guess what is. According to the Metro, Chidi Ogbuta, of Dallas Texas, decided that for the renewing of their vows with her husband, she wanted a giant, lifesize cake modeled after herself. And guess […]
Reason #422 not to get married (or why not to do meth): your husband might drive across a city with you holding on for dear life to the hood of his car. According to Reuters, a man cracked out on methamphetamines was arrested last week for driving 40 miles at speeds of upwards of 100 […]
More proof has been found that sex is way more “traditional” than marriage! How much more traditional, you ask? Oh I DON’T KNOW maybe like 39 million years and THEN SOME more traditional. According to MSNBC, a Baltic amber fossil has been found which encases two mites doin’ the nasty, and scientists believe it could […]
