Proof That Jersey Shore is Fake

Oh god. OH GOD NO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO ABOUT MY DAY NORMALLY WITH THIS INFORMATION? IT’S LIKE IF A SCHOOL COUNSELOR CAME IN DURING STORY TIME IN KINDERGARTEN AND SAID “YOUR MOM’S DEAD, BUT FINISH THAT MACARONI PICTURE.” I am shattered. TORN, even. Heartbroken. And now I’m supposed to write for the […]

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