A Message From the President
I repeat, April Fools is dumb. But at least this video includes fart sounds.
President Obama
Weekend News Roundup
The second NFL tragedy in two weeks… yikes. Cowboys DT Josh Brent is facing charges of intoxication manslaughter after drunkenly crashing his car and killing his passenger, practice team member Jerry Brown Jr. [DeadSpin] Manny Pacquiao was knocked out for the first time since 1991 by a brutal sixth-round punch from Juan Manuel Marquez. It […]
Jay-Z Supports Gay Marriage
It’s official – our lord and savior Shawn Carter aka H.O.V.A aka Jay-Z has proclaimed that he supports gay marriage, so all you remaining folks who still weren’t sure about your position on the matter can finally rest your case. After Barack Obama’s recent announcement that he is in favor of legalizing gay marriage, many […]
IS IT RACIST? Sarah Palin vs Common
You know, I hate to be the person that pulls the race card all the time. I totally consider myself to be an open-minded individual who understands that human beings are fallible, and there are coincidences, and not EVERYTHING is about race, but it’s really hard not to when people still put monkey faces on […]
Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump Ruins It
In a moment which should have been a victory for everyone in the nation who isn’t a racist a**hole, President Obama pulled some strings with the Hawaiian government, thus allowing the long form of his birth certificate to be released this morning. It will most likely be the talk of all major news corps for […]
President Obama Gets in On March Madness
It seems as though matters of national security were put on hold for a few days as President Obama constructed his March madness predictions. [Insert commentary about college basketball, because I seriously know nothing about the subject] While the president is known for making bold statements, for the bracket he went the safe route, choosing […]
President Obama will Not Interrupt ‘Lost’ Season Premiere
Vs. Talk about being in tune with public opinion! According to the NY Times, In a recent press release from the White House, press secretary Robert Gibbs stated that although the date and time of President Obama’s next State of the Union address is not known, it will definitely not be in the same time […]