In the most recent edition of SWEET JESUS USE CONDOMS WHEN YOU HOOK UP WITH SOME STRANGE, TMZ reports that notoriously violent and angry singer Chris Brown has recently become a father to a baby girl with a 31-year-old “aspiring model” named Nia. TMZ claims he’s known Nia for years, so I guess my “strange” […]
I remember the day birth control became free. I went to pick up my supply, ten dolla bill in hand, and they just handed it to me. I was like, HELL YES I’LL BUY SOME CANDY! (If any conservatives are reading this, that was a joke. It went directly into my stock portfolio). I imagine […]
Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren’t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you’re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video […]
According to MSN, Nadya Suleman, aka, “Octomom,” is on the cover of Star this week, baring almost-all as she celebrates losing 150 pounds. You know, we have to admit she looks pretty good for having popped out over a dozen kids in her life, but we don’t know if we’d be able to get over the […]
After years of those “CRAP!” moments when guys realize that they don’t have a condom, and women saying “ABSOLUTELY NOT!” to unprotected sex, the answer has finally come together. Why can’t women carry condoms too? The Daily Mail recently reported that just as many women have begun carrying condoms as those that take birth control, […]
