Cardi B showed up to one of her besties’ baby shower this past weekend, rocking an outfit that is either A) hiding very recent plastic surgery, B) just practical, because NYC has been cold AF the last week, or C) freakin really weirdly BDSM for a BABY SHOWER. The oversized glasses/zip-up ski mask combo is […]
Triple Ds or barely-theres? Big ol booties or teeny lil ones? We love all sorts of bodies, and rapper ASAP Ferg says he loves em too – and advises women to stop messing with their natural shapes and love the skin their in in his recent Instagram post. Via Bossip: We’ve always appreciated ASAP Ferg for his intellect as […]
We’ve chatted a few times about penis size here on this lil blog, and have, for the most part, come to the conclusion that unless you’re workin with a micropenis, size doesn’t really matter to most women. Apparently, however, studies and science don’t mean much to Germans, who are like, CONSTANTLY getting their junk surgically […]
This post (and the previous one) is brought to you by your local non-profit very-much-for-profit Kardashian foundation. “Kardashian: Date One And You’ll Always Be a Pseudo-Celebrity.” DUDE! What HAPPENED to Adrienne Bailon? The last time I saw her she was making the poor decision to tattoo her name on Rob Kardashian’s rib cage, but she […]
They say that if you want to know what a woman is going to look like, scope out her mother. You can sometimes tell if that little bit of chub under her chin is going to eventually join her chest and become a neck bridge. Or you can tell if her boobs are going to […]
Reason #456,209 to stay single: your wife might just be marrying you to get a free nose/boob/chin/armpit job. img@ nydailynews Yes, that’s right, the always-classy E! Channel’s monstrosity of a reality show, “Bridalplasty,” is finally here. The show’s premise is simple (and yet almost alarmingly repulsive): soon-to-be brides compete in various stunts like writing vows […]
You know when someone hands you their business card, and you’re like, this is cool and all, but what it could really use is BOOBS? I know I think that every time we have a marketing meeting and some lame-o hands me a white card (boring) with black text (double boring) and no boobs (so […]
