After that little bit of heart-wrenching news from this morning, you might be needing an afternoon pick-me-up. Like a 5-hour energy, except for your poor little bruised heart*. Luckily, it’s Tuesday, which means we have just the remedy. Two brand new testiMOANials from members who found more than just a booty call at OBC. Unlike […]
Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing – beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week’s member testimonials! “I […]
Sometimes the world needs less talk. Like, have you ever been at a Denny’s at 2am after working all night, and then seen a high school theatre group show up after a performance? You sure wish they’d keep it down. Or have you ever walked behind two women who are talking shit about their friend […]
When we imagine what Club OBC would be like in real life, we imagine a dark, sexy club, where people are laughing, having fun, dancing, and gettin’ cozy in the corner. What we never imagined when OBC was born, was the wide age range of our clubbers. There are college-aged kids looking for a fun […]
When checking up on the OBC buzz on Twitter, we are bombarded mostly by comments from women, saying how shocked and grossed out they are by the idea of a website called OnlineBootyCall. They liken it to buying a hooker, say they can’t believe a site like this is real, and even go so far […]
Sometimes, things that once seemed perfect begin to fade. Like, say, the fresco of Jesus crowned with thorns. Unlike that disaster, though, anybody can touch up their dating profile without completely destroying it in such a way that it’s so bad it’s funny. Here are a few of OBC’s tips for how to give your […]
Some days are better than others. Sometimes, you wake up without the alarm, and you have just exactly enough cereal and milk, and your coffee comes out way better than usually and even though you just woke up, you don’t look like a zombie hockey player. Other days, you get food poisoning and then when […]
They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it’s like, “uh… what’s next?” Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials – one year has passed and we’re just as excited as we were on day one to […]
As Sally O’Malley once said (and kicked, and punched, and kicked) I’M FIFTY! That’s right, our weekly TestiMOANial Tuesday installments turn 50 weeks old today, and we couldn’t be prouder of our many wonderful members who came looking for fun and left with a monogamous relationship. Of course, this dating site wasn’t made specifically to […]
So, as it turns out, becoming an Olympian has more perks than just becoming famous, idolized, and athletically superior to 99% of the world. It also means you get to take part in the world’s craziest adrenaline-fueled orgy. But never fear… if you’re like me and your most agile move is bolting for the remote […]
