They say that the first years of marriage are the most trying time in your relationship. After the honeymoon phase, it’s like, “uh… what’s next?” Such is not the case with our own relationship with our weekly testiMOANials – one year has passed and we’re just as excited as we were on day one to […]
This CollegeHumor original video is almost TOO similar to the hilarious (and equally depressing) Emma Koenig video from last month, but it’s still pretty funny. Join this couple as they make the huge leap in the dating relationship to… (brace yourself) HAVE SOBER SEX. CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos Like the Emma Koenig video, this one […]
After the heart-wrenching couple minutes that was watching Frank Ocean’s performance on Late Night, I feel lucky that today is Tuesday and we get a big ol’ spoonful of testiMOANials to help the depression go down. This week’s testimonials range from the romantic (soul mates? Awww) to the casual (we’ll see you back here soon, […]
When people take to Twitter late at night after seeing one of our many commercials, the most commonly used phrase is one I had to look up: “SMH.” It doesn’t mean “so many hotties!” as I assumed, but instead means, “shaking my head,” as in disbelief or shock. We always find this to be so […]
Every morning, I wake up to read the many Tweets about the late-night OBC commercials. Generally, they’re some variation of “what has the world come to,” “SMH,” or “one way ticket to STD town!” It’s always a pleasure to scoff back at them that we actually have our own OBC brand condoms, and that by […]
One of my favorite things in the world (behind Trader Joe’s brand cheese curls, Avery White Rascal beer, and watching people trip over curbs) is showing up to a bar just before closing time, completely sober. It is one of the funniest things a person can witness, because you get to see human beings fall […]
Man, 2012 is just chugging right along, isn’t it? It’s so confusing to me how weekdays can drag on like they will never end, but then POOF BANG BOOM it’s already May, and our 41st edition of TestiMOANial Tuesdays. This week, we’re lucky to have a guy who met someone special on OBC, and decided […]
Well, it’s here, everyone. The day when a weird, vomitty shade of pink is the only color in sight, when restaurants are packed with dozens of extra tables and their prices are jacked up 30%, when half of women in relationships are giddy and obnoxious and carrying around roses and the other half are so […]
After nearly 30 weeks of TestiMOANial Tuesdays, OnlineBootyCall got a little press about the matchmaking service we didn’t know we ran! We were just as surprised as you might have been that a website like OBC would help people find more than just booty calls, it helps them find love! With countless romantic stories (and […]
As the holidays get closer, many people join dating sites like eHarmony and Match looking for their soulmate, or at least someone to act like their soul mate throughout the season. Usually, that doesn’t work, and people end up spending Christmas Eve with their families, thinking themselves to be unlovable and contemplating jumping out a […]
