When people see our commercials on the late-night TV circuit, they often think we are a creepy website dedicated to pervy weirdos who can’t get laid. Contrary to all those misguided opinions, our site is actually a place where people can casually chat, date, and get to know each other, without promising marriage or throwing […]
It’s the Tuesday before Valentine’s Day, and we at OBC got in the sappy spirit by going through some of our favorite testiMOANials from the past year – the ones that make us feel all warm and gooey inside. Like a Samoa Girl Scout cookie (can you tell we have the mid-day munchies?). Whether our […]
Sometimes it takes a second opinion to really get things right. Like when Dante’s Peak came along twenty milliseconds after Volcano and everyone was like, yeah Pierce Brosnan, you are way sexier than Tommy Lee Jones. Or when Friends With Benefits was 4 kabillion times better than No Strings Attached. But it’s not just with […]
It’s Friday, Friday, Friday! Is anyone else’s enjoyment of saying “it’s Friday” totally marred by this musical disaster of 2011? It’s like Friday kind of sucks and now and I’m just looking forward to Saturday and Sunday. Just a heads up – we’re looking forward to getting back to our normal blogging schedj next week […]
We’ve all but checked out over here at the OBC offices, so here is a terrifying video of Arnold Schwarzenegger telling horrifying Christmas stories to mentally-disabled children and a very old woman. And don’t worry, I know you were wondering, “will Mike Tyson be there?” And yes, Virginia, Mike Tyson WILL be there. Merry Christmas […]
Wooo! WOOOOO! It’s Friday! Stretch out those limbs, brush those doughnut crumbs from your jacket, and let’s go from work mode to weekend mode, shall we? It’s been a big week in America, with Election 2012 finally coming to an end and a new era about to begin. Now that your mailbox and commercial breaks […]
After that little bit of heart-wrenching news from this morning, you might be needing an afternoon pick-me-up. Like a 5-hour energy, except for your poor little bruised heart*. Luckily, it’s Tuesday, which means we have just the remedy. Two brand new testiMOANials from members who found more than just a booty call at OBC. Unlike […]
Woo hoo! Another Tuesday at the OBC offices can mean only one thing – beer at lunch! testiMOANial time! This week we have one of our favorite, most quintessential testimonials ever, and a couple simple ones that make us smile nonetheless. From our slightly tipsy offices to yours, here are this week’s member testimonials! “I […]
It’s a weird day in San Diego. The weather is warm and muggy, but it’s cloudy and raining a little bit. This is what I imagine it’s like to live in Florida, except we have fewer cannibalistic maulings and people stealing from girl scouts. Needless to say, a day like this makes me want to […]
Sometimes, things that once seemed perfect begin to fade. Like, say, the fresco of Jesus crowned with thorns. Unlike that disaster, though, anybody can touch up their dating profile without completely destroying it in such a way that it’s so bad it’s funny. Here are a few of OBC’s tips for how to give your […]
