I know that sometimes I probably come off sounding like a insanely phobic, slightly unhinged maniac. Yes, maybe I’m terrified of scary movies and spiders and crowds and big waterslides, but even I, Queen of Careful, think that this human slingshot looks pretty damn awesome. Sure, that bungee cord could snap and cause the person […]
So, so many things. A) Those boots make so much sense. She’s an Eskimo, you guys. So all that time we were making fun of her height/weight/face/life, she’s been trying to survive the winter in her igloo full of Bump-Its and P’zones. B) What you don’t know is that she’s hiding a well worn […]
Prepare yourself for some shocking news. The geniuses over at the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor have done a study stating that overweight children may be teased more by their peers than those who are of average weight. I’ll give you a moment to process this fact. I mean, this must be some new […]
