Call us pioneers because we said it before everyone else: 4 in ten Americans now believe that marriage is obsolete! According to a report by the AP, 39 percent of Americans think that marriage is becoming obsolete, or more specifically, that a married couple isn’t necessary to be called a family. Due to the findings, […]
After a long week of “he said” “she said” “his rep denies” “Mario Lopez confirms,” we finally have the verdict: Eva Longoria, sexy Latina star of Desperate Housewives, and Tony Parker, her NBA husband of seven years, are splitting. According to sources, Eva found out that Tony had been exchanging racy text messages with teammate […]
You read right: the former president of the United States, best known for retaining a surplus in the budget, having an extremely high approval rating, and supporting gays serving openly in the military getting a blowjob from a fat intern, is going to be in the sequel to the Hangover. According to People, “Clinton, who’ll […]
Don’t worry everyone, Ke$ha still looks like a slutty highlighter set. [Dlisted] 50 Cent totally ruined Keenan Cahill’s recent video. Rude. [Videogum] Mel Gibson has enough firearms and ammunition for a small militia. Oh, good. [TMZ] Kanye isn’t doing his Today Show appearance. SHOCKER. [TheSuperficial] There’s VIDEO of the Glee photo shoot. VIDEO. Thank you […]
It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]
There are several amazing, incredible, awesome, wonderful things about this Friday. For one — it’s Friday. IT’S FRIDAY! For two, this guy in Kentucky tried to unreasonably inflate the price of this riding mower to his friend so his friend cut off his beard and forced him to eat it. THANKS, MSNBC, FOR MAKING […]
Some things are just unprecedented. Like when the lightbulb was first invented, people must have been like, I don’t know what to call this! Is this a special candle with a shell? I don’t understaaaand! Not unlike the invention of the lightbulb, this new addition to the BCU feature set is an unprecedented blog post […]
Oh, alcohol. Our society has such a strange relationship with you. On one hand, reports call you the substance that makes the most dangerous, negative impact on society as a whole. But then other reports say heavy drinkers outlive non-drinkers. But then also it is inextricably linked to weight gain and liver damage, […]
this is why you suffer. Hope you had fun on Halloween everyone, because starting now you’re gonna have to switch your inebriator of choice from alcohol to something less harmful… say, LSD perhaps? That’s right — a new British report is stating that alcohol is actually a more dangerous drug than even heroin because of […]
Actually, let me rephrase that: Guy Waterboards His Girlfriend Who He SUSPECTS May or May Not Be Cheating on Him. Reason #97,489 to not get into a long term relationship: someone will perform military grade torture practices on you because you MIGHT have cheated on them. According to reports, Trevor Case, of Indiana, had already […]
