Hot Pocket Dispensing Xbox 360 Controller
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Top 3 Comic-Con Casual Encounters Ads
As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting […]
Security Guards at Comic-Con: Prepare
Unfortunately, I tailored THIS detailed post to fit the attendees of Comic-Con, and not to those working in the area. But to the security guards of the San Diego Convention Center, which is at this very moment gearing up to host over a hundred thousand of the nation’s biggest nerds, I say two words only. […]
New Captain America Trailer
As we have discussed in SEVERAL previous occasions, I am not, nor have I EVER, been a nerd. Nerds are gross. I would never do something like stay up until 4 am on a school night playing Star Wars The Phantom Menace PC game on my parents computer in the den with headphones on because […]
Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance
There are certain things in life that just… confuse me. I become torn between two conflicting emotions and don’t know where to turn. It’s like when both Intervention and Jersey Shore are on. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH? They are both disturbing displays of human degradation and decay that inevitably features a fist fight! […]
Weekend To-Dos: NERD TIME
Winter is back in San Diego and it’s like 65 outside so basically freezing so I’m not going to brag this week about living in San Diego. Because it’s freezing? Is it freezing where you live too? I bet it is. I bet it’s like, 65 degrees out, and freezing. Right? Right Chicago? Like 65 […]
The Secret Types Chicks Dig
Disclaimer: I am not here to deny the desire 99.9% of women would be completely satisfied with a romantic, funny man who just happens to have a gorgeous face and a Greek god body. However, just because you might not fit into that category doesn’t mean you can’t find an awesome chick ready to make […]