We all love sex, obvs. But it can be hard work, especially with someone you don’t know – how will you tell them what you like, or what gets you off? Are you being too demanding? Are you being too quiet or too loud? What about positions – what if what’s awesome for you sucks […]
TGIFBTDW, EVERYONE! What’s that? You don’t know what TGIFBTDW means? Oh, well, it’s Thank God It’s the Friday Before a Three Day Weekend, OBVS. We’re gearing up for an extra-long weekend partying, seeing friends, and kicking off another summer as the world’s #1 casual dating site. What’s on your agenda? Hitting the club? Having a […]
Now that your desire for the most TMI stuff on the web has been stoked, let’s move from obnoxious screechy comedian having an orgasm to 71-year-old granny talking about masturbation, shall we? On a recent episode of Katie Couric’s morning show, septuagenarian Shirley Partridge of the 1970s hit show The Partridge Family was asked what […]
In the all-knowing words of Twitter, SMH.
MOVIN’ ON UP IN THE WORLD, AMERICA! Although we’ve often talked about how America is behind the times in terms of being open about sexuality and sexual desire, there are those who are doing their best to turn that unfortunate truth upside down. Nationwide groups like Planned Parenthood, who provide low-cost and free family planning […]
The Googlher from Randy Sarafan on Vimeo. Finally a use for that boring, out-of -date, useless website, “the Google”! After years of questioning what a site like that could POSSIBLY be practical for, we now have our answer. Masturbating! The Googlher was created by FAT Lab’s Randy Sarafan, uses the power of the world wide […]
Sex toys are getting crazy these days, aren’t they? Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for it, but jeez – when guys are crashing into sex stores because the masturbatory assistance products inside are THAT AWESOME, you know that our society is working with a lot more than just big latex dildos. With the introduction […]
It’s been a while since we’ve had a decent dumb criminal off, hopefully because they are all interbreeding and dying off like the Hapsburgs, but today I came across something a little different – two stories about masturbation, both in equal amounts of GROSS. It’s up to you to decide who is creepier! Let’s begin. […]
Not only is “chronic masturbation syndrome” a thing, but according to the bank robber above, he suffers from it and believes that the jail he is serving time in should be required to let him have pornography in his cell to soothe it. Oh, and video games and a personal television set. 21-year-old Kyle […]
Gamer chick gone Daily Show correspondent turned sitcom star Olivia Munn has been in the news quite a bit recently, for wearing revealing panties on the cover of Maxim (SHOCKER), for allegedly hooking up with Justin Timberlake, and for starring in last nights premiere of the NBC show “Perfect Couples”. Now, I haven’t really had […]
