Friday is here, which means we at OBC are gearing up for a weekend of sitting alone in our pajamas and careening through 8 tubes of Pringles while watching Sopranos reruns hitting the clubs with our friends, eating gourmet (but healthy) meals, and meeting up with our favorite booty calls for nightly passion. After spotting […]
I know what you’re thinking. “How and when can I have phone sex with this sexy seductive piece of man meat?” Dan Brown, who you probably know from his books The DaVinci Code and Angels and Demons, apparently wrote a song about phone sex, back in the 90s, long before his books became worldwide sensations […]
Here are two facts about me that you neither a) knew, nor b) cared to know. (What a great start for a Friday, huh?!) A) I have never seen the Matrix. I know as a twenty-something American, I should know this movie by heart, but a sheltered childhood plus a lack of friends means I […]
Sometimes you wake up with a creeping self-doubt that really sticks a wrench in your day. You’re stressed about money, or relationship stuff, or family strife or health issues, or whatever. Maybe you think, jeez, I am such an idiot, how did I let this happen? It’s normal to feel this way, and usually the […]
I don’t know a lot about cars. Hell, I basically know NOTHING. What’s a carburator? What’s a spark plug? WHAT IS A RADIATOR? WHO KNOWS?! I do know how to drive a car with a manual transmission, thanks to a high school day-long adventure full of near death traffic accidents and lots of crying. And […]
You know I can’t say no to hilarious local news gaffe. See Example A,Example B, Example C, Example D, and of course, Example D, all of the above. However, I think the best one might be this one, from now-fired local news anchor AJ Clemente, who ON HIS FIRST SEGMENT, DURING HIS FIRST DAY ON […]
Although I feel like Friday is the best day for a fail – when we’re all anxious and itchy for the weekend to come and the only thing that can placate us is a fat guy failing to rob a liquor store, it seems that genuine fails do not discriminate between days. They happen on […]
No, not sex battle. I WISH it was a sex battle. A SAX battle. A sax battle on the NYC subway to be precise: Although, now you have me thinking. What WOULD a sex battle be like? Would it be like two couples facing off to see who has the sexiest moves? Or is it […]
Goodnight, Sweet Brown. You’ve been replaced as our favorite local news interviewee with an awesome catchphrase. If you could kindly step through the door to your left and join Antoine Dodson in obscurity, we won’t have to call the police. HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY THOUGH, GIRLFRIEND!
A video has gone viral this morning which shows some seriously controversial stuff happening during last night’s Magic Pacers game. It’s being widely debated on several different websites, causing divisions between friends and colleagues regarding who in the video is in the wrong. A major foul has been committed, clearly, but everyone is having a […]
