Kazakhstan National Anthem Fail
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE! This is going to be a good day, I can already tell.
LOL
Awkward Kristin Welcomes Us to the Weekend
Ugh, it’s like you can TASTE the awkward. GET OUT OF THE WAY, KRISTIN! HURRY UP, WEEKEND!
Back to Work!
I’m already over this week. If only I had THIS guy’s energy!
The Flip Side
This gender-role-reversal video is pretty accurate, we’d say, especially the awkward “Mother Hen” friend who always tries to get their friends to leave when they aren’t getting hit on. Now if only chicks were ballsy enough to really be like that after a hook up. Sigh… someday…
Gerard Butler is Hilarious
Let’s be honest: I’ve loved Gerard Butler since his rippling abs played Leonidas in the epic movie 300. Since then, he took a bit of a vacation from being awesome by taking roles in gooey chick flicks The Bounty Hunter and P.S. I Love You, but hey – even legendary Greek heroes need a break […]
Wild Things Lesbian Scene Presented by Hot Dogs
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Happy Hump Day?
Happy New Year From BootyCallU!
As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be […]
Shit Black Girls Say
If you loved Shit Girls Say and thought “yeah, but what about BLACK girls,” you’ll love this video by comedian Billy Sorrells called “Shit Black Girls Say.” It’s got some NSFW language, so put your headphones on, B*TCH.
Shit Girls Say: The Webseries
I wanted to hate this. I wanted to say, “SEXIST!” I wanted to scowl and push stop at the end and swear never to watch it again because NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, OKAY. Unfortunately I just giggled and watched it twelve times in a row. I think you will too. “Could you turn […]
Sexual News Gaffe of the Week
So, this apparently happened earlier this week, and I somehow managed to miss it, despite the fact that I am a 100% #1 fan of hilarious local news gaffes wherein one person Freudian slips something sexual. You know how much I love those. No, really, I love them so much. However, I think the reason […]