You know that feeling when you keep finding crumpled up bar tabs and ATM receipts after a particularly debaucherous night and the guilt just pierces you like a rusty spoon? And you’re just like, “crap, I spent like $200 last night. DOES THAT SAY BUTTERY NIPPLE? Who ordered SIX buttery nipples?!!!“ Well, apparently when you’re […]
Alright, alright. College Humor did it again. I said they were hit or miss, and just to mess with me they’ve been hitting all over the place. Take this video, for example. In this uncomfortably accurate Space Jam parody, those of us who loved the original (shout out to my 90s kids, what what?) get […]
With the help of about four different sports websites, I am going to attempt to tell you what happened last night during the Miami Heat vs Boston Celtics game, and what it means for the series, which moves to Boston Saturday night. Considering my experience with basketball consists of, well, nothing, my preemptive apologies in […]
This is not the day for basketball stars’ reputations! According to TMZ, two top basketball stars are currently in the midst of a PR nightmare: Apparently during a Lakers game last night, Kobe Bryant hurled a homophobic slur at a referee, and videos seem to show it quite clear: Kobe appears to be calling the […]
There are tons of incredibly good looking celebrities out there. From singers to models to actors and socialites, they’ve got the preternatural good looks and the money to maintain rock hard bodies. But which celeb tops them all? BCU would like to know. So in your yearly multiple choice test, the professors would like […]
It seems like just yesterday that LeBron James was holding his own hour-long press conference, and Cleveland folk were sobbing and pleading for him to stay while New York citizens offered up free blow jobs for life if he joined the Knicks and Miami was like, “we got Bosh and Wade, so, […]
Does anyone else feel like this football season has had its fair share of absolutely brainless quarterback decisions? Well, after checking out this phenomenal clip of Lebron James making a full court shot with a football, I wonder if maybe he should pack up and join one of the more pathetic football teams… (Cough, cough, […]
This week in sports (aside from Manny Pacquiao’s win over Miguel Cotto), we see Dwayne Wade performing a earth-shattering dunk over Anderson Varejao. That’s a NBA poster if I ever saw one.
