PARTY FOUL! According to TMZ, Kim Kardashian’s ex Kris Humphries may have forgotten to glove his junk and thusly impregnated his rebound girl, Myla Sinanaj. Often referred to as “not the sharpest tool in the shed,” this bit of news cements the fact that Humph’s really really dumb. 1) He married Kim Kardashian and didn’t […]
Prepare yourself for a bit of gross, creepy, and obnoxious news: according to PerezHilton, Kris Humphries is claiming that Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Ray J was her mother, Kris’ idea, and that she even required two takes, because the first “wasn’t pretty enough.” This news comes as reports fly that Kris’ new […]
img via eurweb Poor Kris Humphries. He just can’t catch a break! First he gets dumped after only 72 days of marriage by She Who Sold Her Soul For Fame Kim Kardashian, and now his most recent fling (who, sweet Jesus, looks a hell of a lot like Kim), is going to the press and […]
You know how sometimes you hate a person SO MUCH, that you honestly don’t think they could possibly do anything to ever make you like them ever? And then you see them really sad and desperate, and you’re like, okay, fine, I guess you ARE a human being just like me and at least we […]
Talk about some spice for the Kardashian divorce scandal! It’s like if Kim took the salt and pepper and gently seasoned our steak, and Kris came over with a bottle of sriracha and said HOW ABOUT THAT?! According to TheHuffingtonPost, Just weeks after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her husband of 72 days, Kris […]
“It’s a gift – you keep a gift.” – Kris Jenner “ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?” – The World
Sometimes I think that maybe I’m being a little hard on reality stars. To be fair, I guarantee that if I were in the same situation – offered millions of dollars to act vapid and superficial, I’d probably get sucked in just as easily. However, as a person sitting on a $400 couch in a […]
She claims that “things didn’t go as planned,” he claims he is “blindsided,” their pre-nup was about as rock solid as a granite countertop. All those statements are moot in comparison to the fact, on average, TEENAGERS have longer relationships than them.
This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]
In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I’ll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras” that was […]
