This morning my friend sent me a Facebook message that said, “Do you think E! will have a special called “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce”?” and I laughed because hahaha, that couple is probably going to get divorced. Then I proceeded over to People.com and right there, next to Lindsey Lohan getting her teeth whitened, BOOM: KIM […]
In a war against establishment and big business and our media-soaked society, I gave up my cable earlier this summer (note: I did it because I was broke). It was tough, I’ll admit. And every time I heard someone mention a hilarious Jersey Shore stupidity or some new episode of “Toddlers and Tiaras” that was […]
As you read this I am on a jet plane (that, by the way, is NOT showing a movie about orgasms, DUMB) to San Francisco for Outside Lands, a music fest that you will hear all about on Monday. But for now my friends, here is your weekly celeb dose, cause your favorite blogger is […]
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are getting divorced. CHALK ONE UP FOR OUR TEAM. [JustJared] On that note, JLo was the reason Mary-Louise Parker couldn’t see the Royals [Dlisted] Apparently all you have to do to get a celebrity to go on a date with you is serve in the military under practically unlivable conditions […]
Blake Lively nude picture leak is the greatest nude leak since Vanessa Hudgens [MTV] They put Octomom in a bikini for some GODAWFUL reason [TheSuperficial] Kim Kardashian got engaged… on her reality show. SHOCKER [Dlisted] ARod and Cameron Diaz split. There is nothing exciting to add to this. [TheBlemish]
Megan Fox still has boobs in case you were wondering [TheBlemish] Amanda Bynes is the most boring celebrity on the planet and her Twit pics reflect that [Buzzfeed] Good lord. Gisele is literally the best wife on the planet [Daily Mail] Kim Kardashian thought this was a good idea [The Superficial] To prove Charlie Sheen […]
Alright everyone, pack your bags, we’re moving to New York City. According to a report by People magazine, Kim Kardashian is looking for a booty call. Apparently, she and her sister Kourtney are starring in a new reality show (I think that brings the running Kardashian total to what, 38?) called “Kourtney and Kim Take […]
It was only a matter of time before the gorgeous, busty sex-tape star and Carl’s Jr. spokeswoman Kim Kardashian got her own sex doll. In fact, considering she’s been popular since 2006, AND already has a wax figure at Madame Tussauds, I’m surprised it’s taken this long to create a latex doppleganger for use by […]
This video is probably the most hilarious thing that will happen to the Super Bowl this year, unless by some miracle Drew Brees and Peyton Manning bust out a choreographed rendition of Pants on the Ground in the middle of the Sun Life Stadium. Enjoy. HIGH-FIVE SUPER BOWL! – watch more funny videos
Oh, the ’90s. It seems like such a medieval time when sex tapes were considered detrimental to a career. Remember how shocked the world was at the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee flick? Nowadays, sex tapes are the moral equivalent of a speeding ticket, just ask Miss California Carrie Prejean. The beauty queen may be in up […]
