Charlie Sheen is so effed up that he get his own “TROUBLE TIMELINE”: [TMZ] Diddy’s son made honor roll at school so obviously he took him to get ice cream bought him a$405,000 Maybach Limousine [Dlisted] According to tabloids, J-Timberlake has banged 90% of the actresses in Hollywood. To which I say BRAVO. [TheSuperficial] […]
IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH: Miley Cyrus is an 18 year old [TMZ] Justin Bieber teaches Barbara Walters how to Dougie, I think [Jezebel] Taylor Momsen thinks young girls should masturbate more so that’s nice [The Superficial] Nude pics of Christina Aguilara were somehow not as exciting as you might have thought [theBlemish] Cher doesn’t care […]
Last night I found my self 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber. I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. I was 32 minutes deep into a show about Justin Bieber going head to head in a song and dance competition with Shaquille O’Neall (what? WHAT?). It was at about minute 40, when I […]
Rumors have been flying among Justin-Bieberaholics worldwide that the young pop star may have gotten a tattoo! A TATTOO, PEOPLE! Could there possibly be any news in the world that is more important than this? I THINK NOT. Luckily, the editors over at BestWeekEver have obtained photographic proof that indeed, the 16 year old ambiguous-looking […]
I’m gullible. Like, really, seriously, gullible. Like when a fellow BCU staffer told me that Google docs runs slow on my Chrome browser, I responded with a dramatic, “REALLY?” Until they laughed and said, “No, you idiot. Chrome is made by Google. ” So comes April Fools day. I wake up every year, prepared for […]
