Right now, the OBC team is probably skipping breakfast to make room for a thousand hot dogs, pulling on a bathing suit with a little extra breathing room (because hot dogs), and preparing for a day of America-worthy gluttony and beer consumption. What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU READING THE BLOG? GO CELEBRATE! Here. […]
From our home to yours, the OBC family wishes you a very happy Independence Day, full of fun, sun, maybe that girl up there if you’re really lucky, and of course BOOTY!
Ah, the wonderful Fourth of July. One of my favorite holidays of the year because it’s all about being Amurikan. Grocery stores stack all their beer into pretty flag shapes and girls get into their skimpiest red white and blue bikinis. IT’S PATRIOTIC, I SAY! So, in honor of the holiday that results in the […]
Everyone knows that Fourth of July isn’t complete unless someone blows off a finger. Check the chart below to see your state’s stance on the general public being allowed to hold explosive devices after 17 beers. PS– I don’t know what “safe and sane” fireworks they’re talking about, but you can’t even find a decent […]
If my Googling is correct (I don’t do math), Sunday marks the 234th Independence Day of our nation. We broke free from the shackles of unfair taxation and fancy-pants accents and said, NO THANK YOU to the letter U getting all up in certain words. That was 1776, a time of wooden teeth and pooping […]
