We blame our little bout of hump day hottie last week forgetfulness on Memorial Day. Damn you, hot dogs and hamburgers and sweet, sweet banquet beer! You confused us on the days of the week and forced us to leave our readers without their weekly dose of curves! Either way, we’re back this week with […]
Welcome to Wednesday, the sexiest day of the week. We combed to the edges of the earth (okay, to the edges of Twitter) to find this week’s Hump Day Hottie – a self-described “ThickAss Lady. Team #Bigass #Bisexual #Bosslady.” We’re down with ALL OF THAT, and we figured you would be too – so everyone […]
Oh DAMNIT, we totally forgot to share a Hump Day Hottie last week! What were we THINKING? (Answer: wahhhh we’re hungry and sleepy and it’s hot and I don’t wanna don’t make me) To make up for our horrendous lapse in judgement last week, we’re sharing with you one of the hottest Hump Day Hotties […]
We admit, when Sports Illustrated decided to put a trio of sexy ladies on their cover this year, we weren’t SUPER impressed. The photo itself was kind of blah, and while the women were no doubt gorgeous, they just didn’t deliver the kind of pants-tightening sultriness that past cover girls have. However, Chrissy Teigan, that […]
Well hey there, Hump Day! You just snuck up on us, didn’t you? We’ve noticed that there were a ton of “St. Patrick’s Day Hotties” posts all over the web this week, which we were totally down for, but when we scrolled through the pages and pages of Paddy’s-themed sexies, we were kinda appalled at […]
Now that the time has changed, we’re starting to gear up for spring. Meaning it’s time to stop cramming leftover Christmas candy in our mouths, and time to switch from heavy beers and red wine to vodka sodas to try and cut some calories and drop a few winter L-Bs. Apparently, though, our Hump Day […]
When it’s possible to watch porn videos that star a guy in a lizard suit banging a chick in a Lisa Simpson costume (and based on yesterday’s post, I’m guessing it is), it’s hard to determine what is and isn’t porn. Or for that matter, who is and isn’t a porn star. For example, I […]
OKAY LOOK. I tried to promise myself I would never feature Kate Upton as a Hump Day Hottie again. It’s like giving another World Series win to the Yankees. WE GET IT, THEY’RE GOOD. And WE GET IT, KATE UPTONS TITTIES ARE MAGNIFICENT. But when this video popped up on my feed yesterday, I broke down and […]
In our quest to find some unknown sex-pots for our weekly Hump Day Hottie post, we realized that hot DAMN, there are a lot of beautiful women out there who aren’t getting the attention they deserve. What is UP with that? I mean, obviously with 6 billion + people on the planet, there is no […]
After last week’s Insta-famous Hump Day Hottie, we got sucked into a fitness-model wormhole that started at a teeny-tiny Australian chickadee and brought us here, to a bangin’ hot and buff-as-hell Venezuelan workout machine by the name of Michelle Lewin. Check. Her. Out. For some, Michelle’s crazy ripped bod might not be their cup of […]
