I’d like to think a good majority of us celebrity gossipers aren’t totally stupid. We know that The Bachelor is about auditioning women for The Bachelorette. We know that Honey Boo Boo is a horrible abuse of an uneducated and underprivileged family for the entertainment of the middle class. And we know that a beautiful […]
At 86-years-old, I suppose it’s only expected that a guy’d want to spend the last years of his life in a loving relationship. It’s also expected that he’d want said relationship to be with a beautiful woman. What might NOT be expected is that he’d marry a woman 60 years younger than him. Like, 3.3 […]
So I know it’s Monday morning and everything, but is anyone up for a Vegas trip? Wait, hold on. More important question: Do you think you can bet on the length of celebrity marriages in Vegas? If so, pack up my friends, we’re hitting the strip! According to TMZ, world-famous young-blonde-collector Hugh Hefner is attempting […]
It’s been a while since we’ve had a really great dose of Obviously Obvious News (although we did get a taste with the news that Kat Von D and Jesse James split), so let’s get a good one to round out the month of July, shall we? According to Playmate Crystal Harris’ appearance on Howard […]
Just last week, OBC’s founder Moses Brown posed a question that made us all scratch our heads… what if Hugh Hefner’s broken engagement was all a sham? Perhaps the entire thing, from proposal to pathetic Twitter break-up announcement, was a well thought out attempt at garnering more press for Playboy magazine. To be fair, print […]
In case you’re simmering in “The Saturday Flu,” which is what I like to call hangovers, here is something to numb the pain. In wake of the Hugh Hefner break up, one of those two whorey twins has “miraculously” become single. [TheSuperficial] Fresh out of rehab, Amy Winehouse hit the stage. WASTED. [Dlisted] Ryan Reynolds […]
Considering the plot of the E! reality show ‘Girls Next Door,’ you might have been surprised when Hugh Hefner finally decided to get married (for the third time) to 24-year-old Crystal Harris. You were probably less shocked when you found out that she called off the marriage just days before the wedding. She might have […]
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil. Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the […]
Remember when it used to be a hilarious joke to say, “Oh, I just get Playboy for the articles!”? Everyone would laugh and laugh because NO YOU DIDN’T, YOU WERE LOOKING AT THE BOOBIES, YOU JOKESTER! Remember that? What innocent times. Nowadays, I think if someone said that, it would probably be fairly true. With […]
Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait… Sorry, Fiancé, to see the Justin Bieber biopic “Never Say Never” this past week, and was thanked with, well… Something. The cryptically updated Tweet […]
