Didja notice we totally spaced on our Hump Day Hottie post? Don’t blame us. Blame the guy that tried to f*ck a drink cart. He messed with our brains. This morning though, we realized that CRAP, we didn’t give you your mid-week dose of sexy, so we decided to instead kick off your weekend with […]
I’m not normally one for jealousy, but at this very moment it PAINS me to name this week’s Hump Day Hottie: Jessica Biel. While gorgeous and talented (and having one of the best asses in Hollywood), I have the inclination to despise this woman because she stole my future husband, singer/actor/designer/dancer/comedian/omnimpotent God Justin Timberlake. Sure, […]
As you probably already know, Christina Hendricks is the redheaded bombshell from the hit AMC show Man Men. She also recently starred in the Ryan Gosling thriller Drive, and has mesmerized men on the red carpet with her, ahem, “assets.” She has apparently taken on a new role, however, as the face (and body, obviously) […]
SPEAKING OF PENISES AND THINGS THAT MAKE THEM HAPPY, here is great news from GQ magazine: Mila Kunis, your favorite actress, cartoon voice, and smokin’ hot Russian-speaking bombshell has been named the men’s mag’s number one knockout of the year, and we COULDN’T AGREE MORE. But just when you thought the Black Swan star couldn’t […]
This was a sad weekend. Right on the heels of the devastating Norway massacre, we were saddened by news that British singer Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment at the age of 27. As horribly sad as it is to see a young woman end up dead for unnecessary reasons, it is also […]
Real quick – is there a reason why everywhere I try and type “women’s” it says it’s a typo? I mean, that’s not wrong, is it? Women’s soccer, that’s what it’s called, right? And women’s clothing and women’s basketball? These things are all “women’s,” right? Whatever, sexist internet. OH WTF, apparently “vaginas” isn’t correct, EITHER?! […]
It’s nice when really big moments come from out of nowhere and surprise you. Like when you forget it’s payday and then BAM! you suddenly have enough money to eat more than just ramen three times a day. Or when you wake up all hungover one Monday and realize it’s a holiday and you can […]
Taylor Swift is a pretty girl. No one ever said, “Taylor Swift is not a pretty girl.” However, with that curly, high school hair and songs about princesses and Romeo and Juliet, it’s easy to forget that she’s 21 years old and should be reaching the sexy-peak of her adult life. But this weekend, at […]
Because sometimes you have to take up exotic pole dancing to pay your way through Ninja College. Or something. EMBED-Hot Chick Is A Pole-Dancing Ninja – Watch more free videos
Proof that just because you’re 972 years old, you don’t EVER have to stop being a bad ass who has his pick of the freshest produce from the aisle (that is to say, bangin’ hot 23 year olds): Russell mother-f—ing Simmons, the man behind Def Jam records. Look at this photo. Look at the bad […]
