When I was in middle school and we started going through the “sex talks,” no one I knew had a cell phone. My uncle had a car phone, but even that didn’t really work ever. So our safe sex talks in class consisted of “hey don’t have sex” and “if you do wear a condom.” […]
Everyone knows the feeling. Waiting. Waiting. You thought that girl was really into you, but somehow she’s not calling. What is going on? There are several reasons why a lady or gent might not call you back, and here are a couple of them. 1) You guilted her into giving out her number Every woman […]
Technology has its perks, free communication, quick responses, and microwavable cake come to mind. However, it’s not crazy to believe that technology has made us a little apprehensive and shy about talking face to face. People have a hard time even asking each other on dates, let alone talking about sex. The only thing that […]
That’s right, guys. You’re gonna have to keep that in mind the next time you send a booty call message to a sexy single on OBC. When they come over and you inevitably get to some mind-blowing boot-knockin’, make sure you keep it down. According to a court in New Jersey, loud sex is enough […]
I recently wrote an article for the hilarious website RegretfulMorning, listing ways that guys can completely ruin their chances of picking up a lady. However, after contemplating the subject further, I realized there are actual lifestyle choices guys make that unwittingly ruin their chances of getting laid. Let us discuss. 1) Your Video Game Habit […]
Excuse me, gentlemen. We need to talk. Your pick-up skills are getting super rusty. I’ve heard you drop the same lines to the same kinda girl like, 8 times in the last month. It’s getting sad to watch you. Even if you were, at one time, the Knight of Bootopia, in this new decade, your […]
