First (and I mean first. Like LITERALLY ANCIENT) came the Kama Sutra. Then came the elusive Snuggie Sutra. And now, fresh off the 2010 holiday season, we bring you the most festive of sutras: The Cookie Sutra. According to its tagline, “Where imaginations are fertile, love will never grow sale, nor crumble,” which is cute, […]
Of all the memes this year that have milked their 15 minutes, Antoine Dodson of “The Bed Intruder” video fame has really pushed the limits. He’s made appearances in the newscasts and “Top 10” lists, and has now had his own Christmas song and video made, thanks to the comic geniuses (ha, ha, ha) over […]
In true Christmas spirit, I left most of my shopping for this week. Because nothing says “Merry Christmas to the people I care about most” than a hastily wrapped XXL t-shirt that says Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Actually, that’s not all true. For most of my gift-giving list, I followed my own advice from this […]
img via slate As the days of December creep by, small businesses around the country are beginning to plan their holiday parties: putting up culturally-unspecific decorations in case that new tech support guy is Jewish, handing out Secret Santa cards, and putting plastic on all the chairs in case of spills/uncontrolled vomit. And although it […]
Let’s be honest. The holidays can be stressful. Spending them with uptight family members, with your mom on too much Xanax and your dad drunkenly shouting at your liberal cousin about Obama, can turn what is meant to be a happy time into a “drink until you pass out” time. Sometimes I imagine what it […]
Ah, Christmas. The joy, the tradition, the cheer, and the 38,446th reason to stay single. The lovely Karen Lueders of Winsonsin (shown in the mug shot above) must not have been feeling the love of the holiday season Monday night, when she was arrested for allegedly biting off her husband’s tongue and injuring his junk […]
img via topnews.in I remember as a kid, I loved December. I always had an advent calendar, you know those cardboard things with the doors with chocolate things inside, and we’d get a Christmas tree and bake cookies and hang stockings and everyday until the Christmas Eve seriously lasted an ETERNITY. And then you hit […]
BRACE YOURSELF, PEOPLE. For the next 69 hours, OBC is taking part in Cyber Monday (the online version of Black Friday) and offering ridiculous holiday discounts: Monthly Gold membership for $6.99 a month, or $69 dollars for a LIFETIME GOLD MEMBERSHIP What does this mean? It means you can finally get something out of this […]
Well, its BCUs last post before the Halloween weekend, so instead of providing you the normal Three Things You Have to Do This Weekend, we’ve decided to give you a little more advice with some dos and don’ts for this most debaucherous of weekends. Take heed, because this is your last big party holiday until […]
For the second month in a row, a great drinking holiday is falling on a Wednesday, the one night a week I have class until 10 pm. Thanks, Booze gods, you did it again. For all you out there who ARE able to celebrate this lovely fifth of may by drinking until you pass out […]
