SNL returned this weekend, and though there were certainly some flubs (a LOT of flubs), this skit starring host Chris Pratt and always hilarious Aidy Bryant made the whole night worth it. We present to you – the BOOTY RAP.
Is it just me or is it the slowest week ever?! Maybe it’s because it’s getting colder? Maybe it’s because it’s my birthday this weekend (no big) (huge big) (wish me a happy birthday in the comments plz)? I don’t know, all I know is I woke up this morning in a BUMMER mood. AND […]
Sometdays you find something bright and early in the morning and it is just so perfect, so exquisite, so magnificently awkward that your cringe-filled giggles are more of a pick-me-up than any coffee could ever be. The sun is brighter, the air is crisper, and you feel refreshed, ready to take on any day that […]
Right now, the OBC team is probably skipping breakfast to make room for a thousand hot dogs, pulling on a bathing suit with a little extra breathing room (because hot dogs), and preparing for a day of America-worthy gluttony and beer consumption. What are you doing? WHY ARE YOU READING THE BLOG? GO CELEBRATE! Here. […]
I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling like I’m ready to hit the club and go side to side. Side side to side.
Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet […]
I should rephrase that. Beyonce forces one of her biggest fans who is clearly DEATHLY HORRIFICALLY TERRIFIED of talking public LET ALONE SINGING to try and hit a note that LITERALLY ONLY BEYONCE can hit, despite knowing that it would be filmed and ridiculed on YouTube for the rest of her days on this godawful […]
Just to add to our ever-growing list of people failing at seemingly everyday, mundane tasks, here is a pretty blonde girl who apparently forgot how to put one foot in front of the other in a skill we call “running”. The best part, though, is definitely the title of the video, which in Russian translates […]
As I shared with you last week, I occasionally cocktail waitress at a bar near the San Diego convention center and thusly, enjoyed some phenomenal people-watching throughout the Comic-Con weekend. What I failed to consider, though, was that several of the sweet, albeit awkward men I was filling numerous Diet Cokes for were probably hunting […]
Oh June. You brought us laughs, you brought us tears, you brought us a woman who shot breast milk from her teet at a police officer. Above all, you brought us summer, which we could not possibly be more excited for. As we say goodbye to June and move into July this weekend, we take […]
