Hawaii is known for being a laid back, chill, island-vibes state, but even we were surprised to hear last week that apparently Hawaiian cops are allowed to bang down with the hookers they are attempting to arrest. Or should I say, were allowed to. According to Time, the bizarre law that allowed cops to have […]
You know how sometimes you’re at work, and you’re like “ugh, I wish I wasn’t here, I wish I was off gettin’ booty somewhere”? Well, one Florida cop decided to stop wishing and start making it happen. Sadly, his tryst was pretty damn illegal. Via Philly.com: Former Ocoee Officer Shaun Whiting reportedly met a woman […]
HELLO, EVERYONE, and welcome to our very first edition of “GOOD CHOICE, BAD CHOICE.” This week – HOW TO END AN UNHAPPY MARRIAGE. This morning, we met our contestant for “GOOD CHOICE” – Stewart Rahr and his method: getting a divorce, then having an orgy with three women in the back of a limo and […]
Former Patriots tight-end Aaron Hernandez is in some reeeeeeal trubbs today after allegations arose that he murdered 27-year-old Odin Lloyd, a semi-professional footballer whose girlfriend was sister to Hernandez’ own girlfriend (got all that?). According to the NBC News, Hernandez has been formally charged today with the murder of his former friend, which occurred last […]
This week sure was a little Twilight Zone-y, huh? Along with the time change there’s always the feeling that something isn’t quite right. “Are you SURE it’s time to wake up? It seems like the middle of the night.” “WAIT, IT’S DINNER TIME? I JUST ATE LUNCH!” This weekend though, should be awesome. Take advantage […]
It may not make any sense to those of us in the US of A, but according to the DailyMail, a new documentary in the UK is making waves for revealing a rather dastardly trend – women who use their good looks, some crafty lies, and the web to seduce men into buying them gifts. […]
In the wake of the horribly tragic Trayvon Martin story, it was a sad, but true assumption that someone would try to make a quick buck off of it. While I would have expected just about anything, the direction that one entrepreneur/evil piece of sh*t decided to go was particularly descpicable. Via ClickOrlando: An unidentified […]
It’s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don’tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative “journalist” and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will […]
Helpful hint to anyone planning on rioting, vandalizing, and setting fire to things: don’t have a distinct facial feature that will get you caught, like say, TOTALLY OBVIOUS CROSSED EYES. According to the Daily Mail, 23-year-old Andrew Burls participated in the London rioting this past August has been arrested and jailed for setting fire to […]
You know how sometimes you’re at a concert for a band or musical group you really like, and the curtain raises and BOOM, they start playing your favorite song? And you’re like YEEEEAHHHH I LOVE THIS SONG but then you’re like DAMN, NOW I’M NOT EXCITED FOR ANYTHING. That’s how I feel about this Dumb […]
