This is might be the saddest, most unsexy, depressing thing we’ve ever seen. We advise watching it, then immediately cleansing your palette with any of THESE POSTS. You’ll feel a lot better about getting booty – and never EVER getting in a relationship (unless it’s one from OBC).
It’s Thursday, and we’re starting to jones for the weekend. Ready to toss back a few shots and kick back with our friends and maybe get our dance on and DEFINITELY find a booty call nearby using OBC. SOME of us, maybe those who live in California or Colorado or New York or one of […]
In honor of Monday, a day which makes us all want to say “f*ck it, I quit,” here’s Alaska reporter Charlo Greene gloriously leaving her job to run her marijuana dispensary instead. We love you, Charlo.
Without giant, fluffy microphones in the shot, have you ever wondered how they get such crystal clear sound on your favorite “Krystal and Katie Double Anal Lesbian Squirt” porn? Well, apparently it’s less about secretly hiding a boom mic and more about having an expert come in after the fact and dub in perfectly matched […]
*** Note: for this week’s Hump Day Hottie, we couldn’t find anything more daring and sexy than Amber Rose. For your daily dose of hot, refer to Monday’s post. We’ll return to our regularly scheduled hottie next week.*** One time in high school my friend’s mom gave him a taser because we lived in […]
The Emmy’s were last night – did you watch them? Yeah, we didn’t either. It’s the same thing every year, wrought with terrible jokes and drawn-out acceptance speeches and weird publicity stunts that are kinda-funny, kinda-yikesy. We scoured the web trying to find SOMETHING, ANYTHING from last night’s TV award show to share, but aside […]
This wouldn’t be the first time a massive celeb stooped to Sham-Wow levels for cash money, but it might be the funniest. Like Brad Pitt and Nicolas Cage before him, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has jumped in the world of Japanese advertising, by showing up in a commercial hawking a product called the TVCM Facial […]
Well, San Diego is on fire again, so we’re spending the day keeping our fingers crossed that the brave firefighters in our city can take down the NINE WILDFIRES that sprung up yesterday, charring over 9,000 acres and forcing over 20,000 people form their homes. Please keep our normally calm and laid back city in […]
Ever heard of BirchBox? It’s a company that sends you monthly boxes of lifestyle samples like makeup and hair products. I tried it once and wasn’t a fan – ten bucks a month seems like nothing until you realize they’re sending you a volumizing shampoo when you specifically mentioned in the questionnaire that you have […]
