What is Donkey Punch?
No, sir, but you just made my morning!
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The Schticky
Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don’t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it’s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn’t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, […]
It’s Not Crazy, it’s Sports
Did you participate in any fantasy football leagues this season? I’m sorry, let me rephrase that. Are you a young adult male with an interest in sports? Then you probably found yourself making some bets this past few months that ended pretty poorly for your wallet. I know a person who made a $300 bet […]
Ceiling Fan Trick FAIL
Ah yes, everyone, it wouldn’t be a day on the internet without someone doing something stupid on video, and the first FAIL of the year is definitely going to show up on the end of 2012 “top fail videos of the year” post. Check out this clip of a guy who clearly has his life […]
Happy New Year From BootyCallU!
As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be […]
Shit Black Girls Say
If you loved Shit Girls Say and thought “yeah, but what about BLACK girls,” you’ll love this video by comedian Billy Sorrells called “Shit Black Girls Say.” It’s got some NSFW language, so put your headphones on, B*TCH.
Drunk History Christmas
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes from Ryan Gosling Drunk History returns, with a classic poem recited by a drunk dude starring Ryan Gosling, Eva Mendes, and Jim Carrey.A solid win if you ask me.
Shit Girls Say: The Webseries
I wanted to hate this. I wanted to say, “SEXIST!” I wanted to scowl and push stop at the end and swear never to watch it again because NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT, OKAY. Unfortunately I just giggled and watched it twelve times in a row. I think you will too. “Could you turn […]
Sexual News Gaffe of the Week
So, this apparently happened earlier this week, and I somehow managed to miss it, despite the fact that I am a 100% #1 fan of hilarious local news gaffes wherein one person Freudian slips something sexual. You know how much I love those. No, really, I love them so much. However, I think the reason […]
How to Pick Up Chicks
This video provides an excellent how-to on what do do when you see a pretty woman on the subway that you are interested in. Take notes, boys, because this method, I’m pretty sure, is foolproof. I am not joking or in any way being sarcastic.