I Have The Wine By Johnny Cash
Oh nooooo. No no no no no.
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The Only Good Parts of the Golden GLobes
Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I didn’t, that’s for sure. Because award shows are stupid and worthless and honestly embarrassing because, don’t stone me for this, I would imagine actors’ awards for being good actors are their OBSCENELY LARGE PAYCHECKS. I don’t think you ALSO need a gold trophy to put in […]
Big Dipper Is The Most NSFW Rapper of the Year
There has been some talk recently about the presence of homophobic lyrics in hip hop music, and whether or not the use of gay slurs is as hurtful or offensive as the use of racist ones. One artist, though, has flipped the tables and written one of the most flaming rap songs ever, called “Meat […]
Let’s Go On a F*cking Cruise
I’ve never been on a cruise, but I’ve always wanted to. For some reason though, everyone I know who’s been on one never wants to go again. I’ve heard things like “cabin fever” and “boring” and “expensive” and “feels like you’re trapped at sea, because you are.” But whenever I see pictures or videos of […]
Gwyneth Paltrow Awkwardly Dancing at Jay-Z’s Concert
If there’s one nice thing about the holidays being over, it’s that we can all start settling back into our normal lives at normal distances away from our families (unless you’re still in high school, in which case GO BUILD A SNOWMAN OR SOMETHING). Instead of being unnaturally smushed up against them at all hours […]
All The Times Sports Commentators Cursed This Year
At the end of the year, it’s fun to look back at all the crazy antics of the past 365 days. Some are funny, some are sad, some are heartwarming. Watching all the times that sports commentators accidentally cursed on live television – now THAT’S a fun one.
The Most Scandalous Durex Ad of the Year
Durex is no stranger to eyebrow-raising commercials, from this, to this, to this and this and this. but this French TV ad might just take the cake for the most scandalous, and THAT is saying something. Here’s to 2013, let’s make it the raunchiest year of commercials ever!
The Baby Eagle Snatch Video Heard Round the World
There are many benefits to living in Southern California. For example, this. Also, this, this, and these. However, being three hours behind the east coast means we wake up to a lot of things that have been going on for basically EVER in internet time. Whether it’s concert tickets going on sale or finding out […]
Happy Wednesday!
I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFINITELY the hockey ones, yeesh) have lost some of their glamorous appeal. It’s not that we aren’t all aware that they are sexy and beautiful and great at dancing and some of them are good at tumbling, it’s […]
Tree Pimps
Good morning, loyal readers and people who accidentally stumbled upon this site while looking for the admissions website for Bethune-Cookman University, historically black college in Daytona Beach, Florida! Hang around for a bit, I’m sure you’ll find SOMETHING that will look good on an application! This past weekend, Jamie Foxx (star of the movie Booty […]